I got this in an email and thought I would share. Pretty funny.
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW'.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, 'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE "GE" WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO'.
FINE, THEN THE WIFE SAYS, 'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX
THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT'
TO WHICH HE REPLIED, 'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE "WESTINGHOUSE"
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO'.
'FINE', SHE SAYS, 'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.'
'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX THE STEPS'.
HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE "ACE HARDWARE" WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!'
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS....................................
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME.
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE, HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
'HONEY', HE ASKS, 'HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?' SHE SAID, 'WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE'.
HE SAID,'SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?'
SHE REPLIED, 'HELLOOOOO.. DO YOU SEE "BETTY CROCKER" WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!'
Monday, June 1, 2009
Funny
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Sunday, May 31, 2009
Iowa trip
Here are a few pictures from my trip to Iowa. Mom is on the phone and pestering me to post so here you go.
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Sunday, May 17, 2009
Random
I noticed that I havent posted in quite a while. The boys are both doing great. Brayden just turned 2 months old yesterday! Too crazy. He is still not sleeping through the night. I am hoping that he will soon! Wyatt is talking up a storm. I am so lucky to have to wonderful, smart, adorable boys!! Here are some pictures!!
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Chico
We went to Chico last weekend for an appointment Larry had with a doctor there. WE had a ton of fun. Wyatt really loves Charlie and Kats girls! He even got another hair cut!! YAY!!! Brayden was a hit with everyone too! Here are some pictures!!
Posted by Harkemas4 at 2:50 PM 5 comments
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Scrapblog
I found this website a while back. I forgot about it until a few days ago. I have been playing around with it so here are a few pages I have done so far. 
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Seeing double??
I was looking through my pictures of Wyatt when he was little and saw a picture that was almost the same as one I have of Brayden. Can you tell whos who??
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009
3 years!
3 years ago today I married the man of my dreams! I am such a lucky girl to have found larry. I love you Larry!!
This is Larry and I the day after we got engaged.
First kiss as husband and wife.
Mr. and Mrs. Harkema.
3 years later!
Posted by Harkemas4 at 9:09 AM 4 comments
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Random
I just wanted to post a few pictures. Not much has been going on. The childrens fair will be in town on the 2nd so I will post more pictures after that. Enjoy!!
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